InsaneJournal

Originally posted: May 6, 2007


This fic is dedicated to lilia81.

It was a few days after Randy had given an interview with Gale and Hal to Windy City Times but it was still bugging him. One thing in particular. Gale had been asked what Randy's butt taste like and even though the question seemed childish to Randy, his ears perked up at that. Ever since Gale liked along his back he wanted to ask the very same question of him but had never worked up enough courage to actually do it.

It had been one of their first scenes together and Randy could remember how he wanted to make a good impression on his co-worker. After all, they would be working together for five years and it was essential for their working relationship that they be comfortable around each other- considering half the time they would have to wear nothing else but a cocksock. After the first few weeks they had become pretty good friends and they worked very well together- whether they had their clothes on or not. Randy had also gotten over the crush he had on Gale because he was a professional. Now all the fake sex stuff wasn't different from any other scene.

He didn't have any problem with saltiness because that's how most people's skin tasted. But to hear that he also tasted like cumin, left him more disappointed than he would have expected.

Randy had hated cumin ever since he was little. He never ate anything which was likely to contain it. If he did, he could feel that typical flavor in his mouth for hours afterward no matter what else he ate or drank. He had never met anyone who liked cumin. So it was a big understatement to say that he wasn't exactly thrilled that his skin tasted like it.

After the fourth time Randy had switched to a new brand of shower gel since the interview, he decided that he needed to speak with Gale. He waited for a moment when Gale was alone, with no one within earshot, and tentatively approached him. He sort of had been avoiding Gale in the last couple of days so Gale's face lit up when he saw Randy.

"Hey Randy,"

"Hey," Randy said uncharacteristically shyly and adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose. There was no other way to put it so he blurted out what was bothering him. "Do I really taste like cumin?"

For a few seconds Gale looked at him blankly then he spoke, "Yeah."

Randy glared at him when the corner of Gale's mouth quirked and he all but fled the scene.

That night after he had a shower Randy licked along the inside of his left forearm from elbow to wrist but he tasted like nothing.

After his little queen out it wasn't hard for Gale to figure out Randy's soft spot and he started mercilessly teasing him about it. Randy would have lived with it because he liked Gale and tolerated his joking better than most people. However the first time Gale called him cumin boy, Randy lost it. He realized he had to come up with a plan if he wanted to save his dignity.

He didn't have to think long because there was only one solution. So the next day he invited Gale over to his appartment. It wasn't unusual for them to spend their free time together because they had discovered early on that they could talk about almost everything with each other, had a similar taste in music and books and they both had a weird sense of humor which sometimes no one understood except for them.

Before Gale arrived Randy made sure there was enough beer in his refrigerator, took a long shower (with a brand new brand of shower gel) and just as he exited his bathroom there was a knock on his door. When Randy went to answer it Gale stood on his doorstep with a goofy smile on his face.

"Hey Cumin Boy," he greeted Randy in that way he did these days.

Randy just smiled him a you-don't-know-what-I-know smile and ushered him inside.

Randy stayed in his bathrobe and didn't bother with clothes (it was part of the plan) and Gale didn't say anything because he was cool that way. They settled down on Randy's couch; Randy pulled his legs under himself and Gale put his on the coffee table. They started with beer then some pot made its way out of Gale's jacket pocket (although Randy made sure to smoke less than Gale) and soon they were totally relaxed. They told stories from their past to each other, talked about work and their latest conquests.

After a few hours when Randy noticed that Gale's eyes were shiny enough and he started to laugh hysterically when Randy said supercilious, Randy stood up abruptly and reached out his hand for Gale.

"Come with me. I want to show you something."

Gale blinked at him a few times then took his hand and managed to stand up without falling back on the couch. Randy led Gale to his bedroom and closed the door behind them even though nobody else was in the appartment. He walked up to his bed and turned around to face Gale, who was still standing by the door.

Randy took a deep breath. "I want you to lick my back and tell me what it tastes like." He wanted to sound confident but he blushed a little when he said that.

Gale looked at him confused. "But I already know that. I told you you taste like cu--,"

"Just do it," Randy interrupted him with a raised hand.

Gale just shrugged and started for the bed. "Okay."

Randy had to turn away to hide his triumphant smile because he had known that a stoned Gale would be easy to handle- and hopefully he wouldn't remember any of this the next morning.

Randy quickly dropped his bathrobe, climbed on the bed in his underwear and settled down on his stomach. He propped himself up on his elbows and almost immediately he felt the bed dip behind him when a still clothed Gale straddled him and sat down on his legs, pinning Randy to the mattress. Gale leaned forward and a nervous anticipation washed over Randy. This was the moment of truth. He was hopeful; he still felt fresh and clean from his recent shower- not the least bit cuminy. And according to the label on the shower gel he would have to taste like citrus, anyway.

Randy patiently waited for the first lick but when nothing happened he turned his head to look at Gale.

"Gale?" he asked hesitantly.

"I was just waiting for your instructions. How'd you like it? From neck to waist, or from shoulder to shoulder, or--"

"Gale," Randy interrupted him then turned his head to face the wall again. "Just do it the way Brian licked Justin's back. Please," he added a second later.

"You got it," Gale said and got to work.

Randy felt Gale's breath on the back of his neck before a small kiss was planted on his skin. Randy shivered and briefly wondered if this was as good an idea as it had seemed at first. Maybe he was taking advantage of Gale. But then he felt Gale's warm moist tongue on his skin and he closed his eyes.

Gale started to ever so slowly drag his tongue over his back, following the curve of his spine and in the back of his mind Randy wished he was taller because that way he would have a longer back.

Despite Gale's slow ministrations he all too soon reached the waistband of Randy's underwear. But instead of pulling back he started to plant little wet kisses on the small of Randy's back.

Unsure of what was happening Randy turned his had around to look at Gale. "Gale," he said quietly.

Gale lifted his head and Randy was surprised to notice that Gale's eyes were clearer than a few minutes ago.

"I didn't want to stop here when we first did this," Gale said in an equally quiet voice.

Randy's mouth suddenly went dry.

Gale tugged a little on Randy's underwear. "Lift up."

Not wanting to think about what was happening Randy lifted his hips and Gale pulled his underwear all the way down.

Then he sat back on Randy's thighs and palmed his ass cheeks. "You have a really nice ass."

"Uh. Th-thanks," Randy stammered a little which made Gale chuckle quietly.

Gale started to knead his ass first softly then more firmly and Randy panicked a little when his cock started to fill. He felt Gale move down lower on his legs until he was sitting on Randy's calves. Then Gale leaned forward the fabric of his shirt brushing against Randy's thighs and planted a moist kiss first on Randy's left ass cheek then on the right. He put his index finger on the top of Randy's crack and slowly moved it lower until he touched Randy's balls. Randy gasped a little and then started to pant when Gale reapeated his ministrations with his tongue.

Randy could feel his heart in his throat and he jumped a little when Gale took hold of his ass cheeks again and slowly parted them. The cool air was soon replaced with warm breath as Gale blew on his hole. A little moan escaped Randy's lips when Gale placed a soft kiss on it. Then Gale started to lick around his hole, a few times dipping his tongue inside and he had such a firm grip on Randy's ass that Randy was sure he would be able to see his fingerprints when he looked tomorrow.

When Gale stopped Randy whimpered a little.

"Roll over," Gale said in a voice Randy had never heard before and it was enough for his cock to become fully erect.

Randy slowly turned around on his back and a little afraid of what he might see he looked up at Gale. The obvious lust he saw there made his pulse quicken.

Gale lay beside him on his side and with his face he hovered over Randy's crotch. Randy thought that it was still a possibility that Gale could freak out at any minute because this was new for both of them. Of course Gale had seen him naked before but not fully naked or at least not when he was hard.

Then Gale touched his hips like they might break if he pressed a little too hard on them and licked the head of Randy's cock. Randy gasped loudly and it seemed to encourage Gale because when a small drop of pre-cum appeared from the slit Gale licked it again. Randy watched him closely for any sign of disgust but Gale just licked his lips then took hold of Randy's cock and slowly licked it from base to tip. When he reached the head he captured it with his lips and sucked on it gently.

After a few moments Gale lifted his head and he started to stroke leisurely Randy's cock while he smiled up at him. Then Randy watched as Gale focused his attention on his pubic hair. He stared at it for a minute then slowly lowered his head and Randy felt him sniff a little. He must have liked what he smelled because then he buried his nose in it and inhaled deeply.

Randy entwined his fingers in Gale's hair and waved them through the soft locks. He noticed that Gale was still wearing all of his clothes and he started to feel a little awkward.

He tugged a little on Gale's hair until he raised his head from Randy's crotch. Randy smiled at him. "You have an awful lot of clothes on."

Gale just smiled back and without a word he climbed off the bed. Randy turned his head to the side a little for a better view and watched mesmerized as Gale grabbed the hem of his shirt and pulled it over his head. Randy's eyes roamed Gale's lean, toned chest then his eyes glued to Gale's crotch when he reached for his fly. Randy licked his lips as Gale slowly pulled down his zipper then stepped out of his jeans and underwear.

Randy couldn't believe what was happening. He had given up on Gale months ago because he was straight and although he was pretty into their sex scenes, he never showed any sign that he would be interested in more. And now this beautiful man was standing in all his naked glory in his bedroom. Randy noticed with a little thrill that Gale was hard. He really hoped that if it was just a dream he wouldn't wake up before he had Gale's dick up his ass at least once.

He looked up into Gale's face and the intensity he saw there made the hairs on his arms stand up. They locked eyes and Gale slowly climbed back on the bed and lay on top of Randy. They both moaned when their cocks bumped together. Randy put his hands behind Gale's neck and pulled him down for a kiss. After a few seconds Gale parted his lips and Randy slid his tongue beside Gale's.

They started to explore each others mouth tentatively at first as if it was the first time they were doing this. Then something snapped in Gale because suddenly he grabbed Randy's head and deepened the kiss. The kiss quickly turned passionate and soon they were grinding against each other. Their bellies were slick with pre-cum and it was really nice but Randy wanted more.

He broke the kiss and looked into Gale's eyes. "I want to taste you, Gale."

Gale growled and rolled them around until he was on his back with Randy on top of him.

They kissed again until Randy pulled back. Gale bent his knees and spread them wide to make room for Randy who knelt between them. Randy put his hands on either side of Gale's torso and lowered his head. He traced Gale's pecs with the tip of his tongue and he felt Gale shiver under him. Then he took Gale's nipple in his mouth and after he sucked it into a hard bud he gently bit down on it. Randy heard Gale curse above him and he grinned before he moved to the other nipple.

He showered Gale's stomach and abdomen with licks and kisses and as he got closer to Gale's cock Randy felt his own cock drip as he smelled Gale's arousal.

It was Randy's turn to bury his face in Gale's pubic hair which he secretly loved that was so thick and inhaled Gale's heady scent. Bypassing his cock for the moment he moved to Gale's left thigh and at first just brushed his lips over the smooth skin. Randy had always admired Gale's long muscular legs and now when he had the opportunity he was going to worship them. He licked, sucked and nipped on the inside of Gale's thigh for a while then moved to his other leg.

When Gale's legs started shaking Randy abandoned them and moved down to his balls. He lapped at the full smooth sacs a few times before he took first one then the other ball in his mouth and rolled them around with his tongue. Gale was constantly making little noises in the back of his throat and it was driving Randy crazy.

He licked Gale from his balls to the tip of his cock, flicked his tongue a few times over the slit and before Gale could catch his breath Randy swallowed him whole. Gale's back arched off the bed and he wound his fingers through Randy's short hair. Randy let Gale set the rhythm and guide his head up and down on his cock. He teased the sensitive spot just under the rim with his tongue on every upstroke while he gently played with Gale's balls with his fingers.

Randy thought that Gale wanted to get off like this but then suddenly he pulled Randy off his cock and on top of his body. They kissed frantically then Gale pushed back Randy a little and whispered against his lips,

"Let me fuck you."

Randy chocked out a moan and he nearly came; but then he didn't because he wasn't a seventeen year old boy anymore like the one he played on the show and he had control over his body.

"Okay," Randy whispered back. "Where do you want me?"

"Under me; on your back."

While they switched positions Randy told Gale where he kept the lube and condoms. By the time he lay down on his back and Gale knelt between his legs they had everything they needed.

Gale put Randy's legs over his shoulders and for a moment Randy had a strange feeling of déja vu. Gale warmed some lube between his fingers but when he touched Randy's hole his fingers were still a little cold and Randy gasped.

Gale looked at him. "It will heat up."

They smiled at each other then Gale slowly pushed one finger into Randy's hole. Then he added another finger and watched as it disappeared inside of Randy's body. Randy watched him and the look of intense concentration on Gale's face made Randy even harder if that was possible.

Randy moaned when Gale's fingers brushed across his prostate and he clenched his hole around the fingers in his ass. Then Gale did it again and Randy touched his arm.

"Gale, please," he panted. "I'm ready."

Gale nodded then grabbed a condom off the bed, tore open the package and started to roll down it on his cock. When he gripped Randy's thighs Randy stopped him.

"Wait," Randy brought down his legs around Gale's waist and smiled up at him. "It's a little more comfortable this way."

Gale positioned himself at Randy's hole then slowly pushed just the head of his cock inside. They were both panting hard and when Randy pushed down, Gale slid all the way in and fell on top of Randy.

Gale put his elbows on either side of Randy's head and briefly kissed him while he waited for Randy to adjust. Then he started to pull out and just as slowly he pushed back in. "Christ, Randy," he chocked out. "You're fucking tight."

Randy opened his mouth as if to answer but then Gale's cock brushed across his prostate and his mind went blank.

They quickly found their rhythm because simulating sex with someone had its advantages. They moved fast together and every time Randy thought it couldn't get any better Gale would change his angle or do something else- and it did.

Randy could feel that they were both close so he reached between their bodies and started to jerk off himself. Gale's long deep thrusts became shallower as he neared his orgasm. Then a few moments later Gale's whole body jerked and he came hard, Randy following suit as he shoot his cum on both of their chests and bellies.

Gale collapsed on top of Randy and buried his face in the crook of his neck. When their breathings started to return to normal he pushed himself up carafully, pulled off the condom, tied it off and threw it in the trash can by the bed. Randy slid his legs off Gale's waist and when Gale turned back to him they kissed each other.

After they parted Randy smoothed back the damp hair from Gale's forehead and he smiled when Gale leaned into his touch.

Then Gale started laughing and Randy looked at him questioningly. "What's so funny?"

"The whole time we were doing it I kept waiting for someone to yell cut."

Randy snorted.

Gale looked at him with serious eyes. "But it never happened," he said quietly.

"Yeah," Randy said. "It was real." He searched Gale's face. "I thought you were straight," he said softly.

Gale sighed. "Well, I wouldn't consider myself gay but I've certainly been interested in your ass for a while now."

"Really?" Randy asked surprised.

Gale pecked him on the lips. "Yeah."

Randy pretended to look offended. "Just in my ass?"

Gale thought about it for a moment and Randy held his breath. "Hmmm. I think I'm pretty interested in your cock, too."

Then he grinned and laughing Randy pulled him down for another kiss. "You fucker."

Although their evening turned out a little differently than Randy had expected, he didn't forget about the purpose for which he had invited Gale over. So when the kiss ended he whispered in Gale's ear, "What did I taste like?"

"Hold on," Gale said as he bent his head and licked Randy from his collarbone up to his chin. Randy arched his neck under him then looked at Gale expectantly.

"Cumin."

Randy's face fell and seeing the obvious hurt in his eyes, Gale cupped Randy's face and started to stroke his cheekbones. "And I like it," he said softly.

Randy's face slowly broke into a huge smile and he pulled Gale down for another kiss.

He realized that cumin wasn't a bad thing after all.

~the end~